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Article IX · Shenanigans and Bylaws
A bylaw is proposed each year by the reigning champion at the Summit and adopted by majority vote of the league. Proposing is optional and not required; but where a proposal is put and fails, the champion must propose another, repeating until one is approved.
A ratified bylaw binds the league in perpetuity unless it is repealed by the same majority that would have adopted it.
The registry is the article. Every bylaw on the record, and every year without one, is published at the Bylaw Registry.
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art. I §9Copied provides that a bylaw shall be proposed and ratified each year without exception. Between 2019 and 2025 no bylaw was ratified. The Office of the Commissioner attributes this to a global pandemic. The record attributes it to the Commissioner.
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The runner-up (2nd place) must write an essay on why they lost and why the winning team was better. The essay must be recited before the league before the draft begins.
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Whenever the previous year's champion says the phrase "Hail to the Chief", all league members must go down on one knee and say "We're not worthy."
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The league champion must provide a custom-made T-shirt for the league loser. The shirt must be worn at all league events.
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Before the draft may commence, the participants of the consolation bracket must stand before the league and sing the national anthem. Once completed, the draft begins.
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The previous season's winning team picks the team name of the losing team.
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The previous season's winner must host or organise a league gathering during the following season.
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The owner with the worst team of the season must wear the Sombrero of Shame throughout draft night. New members who did not participate in the previous season are exempt.
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