The League That MattersOffice of the Record · Est. 2010

Article IX · Shenanigans and Bylaws

The Bylaw Registry

A bylaw is proposed each year by the reigning champion at the Summit and adopted by majority vote of the league. Proposing is optional and not required; but where a proposal is put and fails, the champion must propose another, repeating until one is approved.

A ratified bylaw binds the league in perpetuity unless it is repealed by the same majority that would have adopted it.

The registry is the article. Every bylaw on the record, and every year without one, is published at the Bylaw Registry.

TLTM Const. art. IX·Outstanding obligations·The Summit log

Article IX interpreted by

Years on the record
16
Bylaws ratified
7
Years without one
8
Standing obligations
4
  1. 2026

    Not yet proposed

    AWAITING SUMMIT

    The Summit has not yet sat

  2. art. I §9 provides that a bylaw shall be proposed and ratified each year without exception. Between 2019 and 2025 no bylaw was ratified. The Office of the Commissioner attributes this to a global pandemic. The record attributes it to the Commissioner.

  3. 2025

    No bylaw

    NO BYLAW ON RECORD

    Proposer not on record

  4. 2024

    No bylaw

    NO BYLAW ON RECORD

    Proposer not on record

  5. 2023

    No bylaw

    NO BYLAW ON RECORD

    Proposer not on record

  6. 2022

    No bylaw

    NO BYLAW ON RECORD

    Proposer not on record

  7. 2021

    No bylaw

    NO BYLAW ON RECORD

    Proposer not on record

  8. 2020

    No bylaw

    NO BYLAW ON RECORD

    Proposer not on record

  9. 2019

    No bylaw

    NO BYLAW ON RECORD

    Proposer not on record

  10. 2018

    Literary Minds

    RATIFIED 2018

    The runner-up (2nd place) must write an essay on why they lost and why the winning team was better. The essay must be recited before the league before the draft begins.

    Proposer not on record

  11. 2017

    Hail to the Chief

    RATIFIED 2017

    Whenever the previous year's champion says the phrase "Hail to the Chief", all league members must go down on one knee and say "We're not worthy."

    Proposer not on record

  12. 2016

    No bylaw

    NO BYLAW ON RECORD

    Proposer not on record

    No bylaw on record. No explanation on record.

  13. 2015

    Glamour Shot

    RATIFIED 2015

    The league champion must provide a custom-made T-shirt for the league loser. The shirt must be worn at all league events.

    Proposer not on record

  14. 2014

    Land of the Free

    RATIFIED 2014

    Before the draft may commence, the participants of the consolation bracket must stand before the league and sing the national anthem. Once completed, the draft begins.

    Proposer not on record

  15. 2013

    Say My Name Bitch

    RATIFIED 2013

    The previous season's winning team picks the team name of the losing team.

    Proposer not on record

  16. 2012

    League Gathering

    RATIFIED 2012

    The previous season's winner must host or organise a league gathering during the following season.

    Proposer not on record

  17. 2011

    The owner with the worst team of the season must wear the Sombrero of Shame throughout draft night. New members who did not participate in the previous season are exempt.

    Proposer not on record