Office of the Record · Established 2010
The League That Matters
The constitution, the bylaws and the rulings of a ten-team league in its 17th season. ESPN keeps the score. This office keeps the record.
The league is out of session
offseasonNo matches are being played. The record stands as last amended.
- Season
- 2026
- The Summit
- Not yet called
- Bylaw for 2026
- Awaiting Summit
- Standing obligations
- 4 on the books
What is outstanding
- championHost or organise a league gathering during the following season.League Gathering · 2012
- consolation bracketSing the national anthem before the league, before the draft may commence.Land of the Free · 2014
- championProvide a custom-made T-shirt for the league loser, to be worn at all league events.Glamour Shot · 2015
- runner-upWrite an essay on why they lost and why the winning team was better, and recite it before the league before the draft begins.Literary Minds · 2018
Discharge is not on the record. See outstanding obligations.
From the constitution
Rosters lock at game time as determined by ESPN. Player status — bye week, injured, inactive — is determined and governed by ESPN.